incatpacitated

The state of being rendered completely useless due to the presence of a sleeping feline on your lap.

Hey Dave, can you please get the door?

I can't. I'm incatpacitated!

by notbait January 9, 2019

Incatacitated

When you have been incapacitated by a cat deciding to sit, lie or snuggle next to you.

Sorry I can't make breakfast, I'm incatacitated

by Rausages September 23, 2023

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

incapacitator

-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)

"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"

by twiddlethumbs<3 May 23, 2009

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

Incapacitated

you fucking idiot

Riley is a Incapacitated dumbass

by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019

Incapacitated

You Fucking Idiot

Riley is a Incapacitated Dumbass

by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019