Impotence

Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.

I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me

by Zohan March 22, 2004

Impotence

When a guy can't get or can't sustain an erection.

I wanted to have sex, but he was impotent.

His impotency was embarrassing.

Impotence.

by Nadarien August 1, 2010

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Cyan: impoter sus
Red: Who's The Impoter?
Cyan: impoter

by the man, is yes. the game. May 8, 2021

impotizer

The art of a voice/action or device causing erectile disfunction.

Simons porn voice acted as an impotizer

by Chris Pullen February 17, 2006

Impotant

\im-ˈpo-tənt\ slang spelling/pronunciation of the word "important".

It's impotant to be on time.

by PhranckTheTank January 17, 2009

Flick of impotence

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)

Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"

by gigi paks December 22, 2010

impotent rage

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.

Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.

by LordHotPie May 15, 2019