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first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008
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passive-impressive

Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.
1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
by recklessdiver February 20, 2013
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imterestomg

(adjective) an uncommon misspelling for the word "interesting"
"Oh imterestomg, I've never seen something that big before."
"That's what she said."
by No_one_yet_everyone May 13, 2020
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Imee

1. Splendid or sumptuous in appearance; magnificent: a gorgeous woman; stunning.

2. Extremely good, intelligent, smart and passionate; vibratos and full of energy.

3. An amazing girlfriend.
The gorgeous woman startled all when she walked into the room, and the room held their breath as they heard her speak on various intellectual topics. She was a complete Imee.
by Lloydie (Imo palanga) February 3, 2010
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Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
by SlopNChop August 14, 2017
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impregnify

Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.
by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016
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imeme

Someone who should be constantly told to shut up
Shut up imeme
by WaitImLoading September 2, 2019
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