ignition

"Ignition" is, among other things, the slang word for "vagina". A "penis" is called a "key", because you stick the penis in the vagina like you stick a key in the ignition

R. Kelly sings: "Let me stick my key in your Ignition, baby"

by DarkSkaners September 6, 2004

ignition

Slang for vagina. The keys are fingers or a penis. There fore u put the key or keys in the ignition.

"Wow, i bet Caleb wants someone to put their keys in his vagina."

"Looks like Ben put the key in Julie's ignition."

by outsidethat[] March 10, 2009

ignites

When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.

Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.

by Big Tom July 4, 2007

ignited

added after a noun as an adjectival intensifier; esp. fool ignited. when used after an ambiguous noun, generally implies a strong positive connotation

"Last night I got my junk caught in the sliding door... again. The fire department came and had to use the jaws of life... again. Then I accidently set fire to their truck... again. They accused me of being a terrorist, but let me go because I'm 'too stupid to be a danger to the state'."
"...Fool ignited..."

"It was quite the party ignited."

by D.B. August 24, 2003

Ignit

(crude slang, cuss word) someone who is ignorant and unpleasant. Literally means bum or anus.

"YOU'RE AN IGNIT, TOMMY!!"

by brian hardlington January 9, 2021

ignitables

Anything within reason that can be burned with a satisfying result.

Hey man, what kind of ignitables do we have for the bonfire tonight?

Two Christmas trees, an oil soaked mannequin, and William Shatner's toupee.

Radical!

by Tmac02892 June 22, 2011

Ignition

your mama's genitalia

your mamas ignition was great last night

by Ungay April 8, 2003