isticles

aistəkəlz (n.) A condition that results from males forgetting to wear thermal underwear in freezing temperatures.

A: Did you hear about Andrew?
B: No!?
A: He got a bad case of isticles that forced him to go to the emergency room yesterday.
B: Say no more my friend.

by ə April 22, 2014

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Iceicle

When you have frozen your penis in the freezer prior to getting a blowjob, the giver will recieve a "iceicle".

-Hey baby, what's the plan for tonight?
-Ima give you an iceicle ;)
-Yum!

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anus icicles

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.

Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.

by josh reauz April 24, 2014

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Pussy Iceicle

When a woman goes pantiless, in the snow, with a skirt on, and see's Ryan Renolds shirtless, and starts dripping, causing bher pussy juice to freeze, and become pussy iceicles.

"oh, no, Ryan Renolds, I'm about to pussy iceicle"

by SlimDickStalone November 23, 2019

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