iPod Zombie

An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.

My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.

by The Fish November 24, 2006

iPod-Mini

Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.

Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

iPod Brain

What someone has when they are able to know a song's lyrics instantly upon hearing it play, regardless of how old or unpopular it may be.

Friend: Oh snap, i know this song!!!
Friend: Dude, turn off your iPod Brain. You shouldn't know lyrics to this song.

by Breaston May 28, 2009

iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.

Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.

by Pantsman May 11, 2006

ipodoclast

One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.

That fellow is an ipodoclast.

by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

Ipod Mirror

The mirror of the back of an ipod.

Dude...all of class jessica was doing her make up and looking at her ipod mirror.

by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008

Ipodian

1. Person or person who live by their Ipod and the hype that comes with it or any product from Apple. Can be seen with the ubiquitous white earphones either both or one hanging from their ear at all times.

2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.

1. Walked on the bus today and there were at least 10 Ipodians zoned out on ITunes

2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010