iambic pentameter

A conspiracy theory that gives English teachers a job.

Principal: You're fired.

Teacher: What for?

Principal: You don't teach anything.

Teacher: Yes I do. I'm currently teaching... I...am...err... Iambic pentameter.

Principal: Iambic what?

Teacher: It's a complex literary device. It's really important.

Principal: Oh, well then you'd better keep your job.

by Failliam Suckspeare April 22, 2010

ikambokem

Vacant or empty space that was at one point in time taken up and/or used

"where that shed was before the tornado hit is now ikambokem."

by John Cantees January 11, 2004

Izambard

Impossibly handsome French singer with Il Divo see also

Who is the most gorgeous cresture on Earth?

Why it must be Sebastien Izambard!

by IsIz December 20, 2005

ILABI

I Laughing About It

`ILABI` he said, while laughing his ass of.

by Poespas May 30, 2017

ILMBIWHOAAP

I like monkeys but I wouldn’t have one as a pet

Hannah: Hey do you like monkeys? I happen to have one up for sale.

Habibi: ILMBIWHOAAP

by HabibiFromCongress October 5, 2021

iambillcipherlol

My moot on tiktok who is a cool person :)

iambillcipherlol is a very good tiktoker

by s0phi4_177 May 14, 2022

ijamb

It's Just A Message Board. Don't take it too seriously.

"@#%$ him, he is so mean!"

IJAMB, don't take it so personally

by anon42 July 27, 2007