i’m going to cum my pants 

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

i’m going to cum my pants by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach 

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully 

Synonym for "I'm going to the bathroom" at Dodger Stadium, since they play Vin's commentary over the speakers in the bathrooms there.

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and grab a beer.
Again? You just listened to him like 2 innings ago!

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully by A.Roo July 22, 2010

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice 

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice by Schwilly February 14, 2005

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down! 

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down! by Supermajic September 10, 2005

I'm going to say the n word 

You better not

Racist: I'm going to say the n word!
Not Racist: You better not!
Racist: NIIIIG- *Dies*
Donald Trump: No racism in my country.

I'm going to say the n word by Holy Crusader March 6, 2019

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. 

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. by Scot August 9, 2004