by JazzyGames74 September 23, 2023
Get the hepist mug.A pretentious person with money, youth and a sense of cultural and intellectual superiority.
A Yuppie Hipster if you will.
People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.
A Yuppie Hipster if you will.
People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.
Me: I spend too much time on clothes and old records. procrastination issues.
Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see nike) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.
Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I wax dicks for horse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.
Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see nike) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.
Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I wax dicks for horse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.
by Eivind June 24, 2008
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A hypester is like a hipster minus the pretentiousness and a hypebeast minus the douchebaggery.
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by MacDrea June 4, 2011
Get the hypester mug.In architecture, a hypostyle hall has a flat ceiling which is supported by columns, as in the Great Hypostyle Hall at Karnak. In this case the columns flanking the central avenue are of greater height than those of the side aisles, and this admits of openings in the wall above the smaller columns, through which light is admitted over the aisle roof, through clerestory windows.
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by schad September 29, 2006
Get the hypostyle mug.One who hates hipsters, complaining that by unifically deciding vintage is better and mainstream sucks they are conforming to a society of people who are afraid to be defined by society; a hypocritic person that can, by all technicalities, be considered a hipster as they have decided that hipsters are too mainstream.
Hypstyr in a coffee shop: "I hate that all the hipsters come here, they wouldn't know good coffee if it hit them in the face. They just come here because someone told them to."
Person: "So why do you come here?"
Hypstyr: "Because I like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi"
Person: "Yeah...I'm sure that's why they come here too...."
Person: "So why do you come here?"
Hypstyr: "Because I like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi"
Person: "Yeah...I'm sure that's why they come here too...."
by CultureNazi May 13, 2013
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Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.
Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.
John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"
Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"
Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"
by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014
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Guy 1: Did you see Vampire Weekend at the Fillmore last night?
Guy 2: No, but I drove by and saw all the hypesters in their skinny jeans.
Guy 2: No, but I drove by and saw all the hypesters in their skinny jeans.
by Slim415 December 20, 2008
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