hypertrocity

has no meaning, is used to confuse stupid people, i.e. Matt Hartwell

Do you understand the hypertrocity of this situation

by Seamous T. Sweetness January 2, 2004

hypertonic

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity

Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.

by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008

Natural hypertrophy

Some French dude who ate way too many croissants and reviews hentai porn on YouTube apparently.

Natural hypertrophy loves Jason Blaha from the bottom of his heart.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

Hypertonic.osmosis

Sticking it in your bud night before a workout allows testosterone to be transferred 2 ppl. This method was created by big peen nick

His workout was great because Santi stuck it in me and transferred hypertonic.osmosis into me

by anonymous April 26, 2021

hypertripilating

HyperTRIPilating - Verb - To 'trip' to the point that you can't breathe. A combination of the words 'tripping' and 'hyperventilating.' Although there are varying degrees of hypertripilating, a person who is truly hypertripilating has lost control to the point where they know they are about to screw up - but they just don't give a damn.

At the mere mention of the subject, Harriet responded with a barrage of obscenities. "Chill," said Marvin not wanting to go there, "you're hypertripilating, baby!"

by BrainstormPartner December 5, 2011

Hyperjronic

When you have energy stored in your body, but can't be released.

That Gym made me Hyperjronic

by CUDead.exe August 23, 2019

Hypertrophapathy

When someone's apathy has grown bigger and stronger through repetitive use

Given all the bullshit I've had to endure of late, I am experiencing hypertrophapathy. Like, I just don't fucking care

by The_Salty_Seaman December 26, 2022