Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

Dumplestiltskin by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

rumplestiltskin 

When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.

Man: Drop down and gimme a new goddamn rumplestiltskin ASAP or i'll slap up yo bitch ass.

Girl: You had me at drop down.

Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.

rumplestiltskin by jack johnson 69 March 31, 2007

yumplestiltskin 

When something tastes so good it makes you want to steal a baby!

Mmm...that burrito looks Yumplestiltskin ...I'm gonna eat it all, and take your first born child.

yumplestiltskin by Very Concerned Friends May 24, 2017

rumplestiltskin 

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

rumplestiltskin by samstorm December 5, 2004

rumplestiltskin 

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.

"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."

rumplestiltskin by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007

Bumplestiltskin 

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

Bumplestiltskin by Stooo March 19, 2003

reverse rumplestiltskin 

Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair

While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.

reverse rumplestiltskin by novanashville March 29, 2010