Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus

A mythical mountaneer in Faroe Island folklore. Basically he was a succesful man with regards to the mountaneering society but harboured a dark sexual desire for young children.

Mate, you look like Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus just paid you a little visit.

by Eagle eyed billy bob January 26, 2010

Hovan

Hovan is a lover. He is loyal until the end. He believes in what is just and fair fighting for it when opportunities arise. His sweet spirit is caring but not apologetic. He lacks sympathy for stupidity and believes people get what they deserve. For him hard work will pay off, but staying motivated can be most of the task. He is athletic and can excel at any sport or physical activity. He loves innocence and feels the need to protect women and children. His has a soldiers heart, serve and protect. He makes others feel safe when He is around. He carries himself like a warrior, staying lean and fit. He is sexy and dresses to impress! He smells good and looks good. If you find Hovan you will be hooked.

Girl1 : I think I found the man of my dreams! He would be a great husband and father. He is such a good guy , strong and sexy too.

Girl2: a guy like that is hard to find. He must be Hovan

by Randomguyontwhattsapp March 17, 2019

Viva La Hova

The collaberation Album of the two Greatest song writers in the World, Chris Martin and Jay-Z. a CD of Mash-ups consisting of Coldplays Music and Jay`s amazing lyrics.

"Viva La Hova"
Lost remix
With the same sword they knight you, they gon' good night you with
Shit, that's only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, see Malcolm
See Biggie, see Pac, see success and its outcome
See Jesus, see Judas
See Caesar, see Brutus, see success is like suicide
Suicide, it's a suicide
If you succeed, prepare to be crucified
- Jay-Z

by lovelifemusic April 17, 2011

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.

Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

by scootttttt June 4, 2005

Hova

Its tha name that rapper,Jay-Z calls himself since he considers himself tha "God" of rap.And Jehovah is anotha name for God.

They call me J-Hova cause tha flow is religious.

by Nessa February 1, 2004

Hovan

a person who plays game whenever he can during class

dude stop being a hovan

by yee hwa November 21, 2022

Hova Lane

The carpool lane or diamond lane on any interstate freeway, in comparison to when Jay-Z (Hova) throws up the diamond sign with his hands for Roc-A-Fella.

Today, I was on the freeway. All of the lanes beside the carpool lane was packed so I decided to hop in the Hova lane.

by That Dude Sean October 22, 2011