A sexually threatening male you don't want to keep around your girlfriend or spouse. Hourmazds throughout history have often embodied affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Statistically Hourmazds exude a certain type of heterosexuality that's hard for other males to come by. Due to the energy carried by he name, it is a bad idea to utter the name around a family member or loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. A Hourmazd's favourite thing is a nice butt which he often uses as a pillow.
"Julie needs to get her cherry popped but she's so goddamn picky!"
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"She does track. She has a great butt!"
"Then definitely get her a Hourmazd. She won't regret it! ;) "
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"She does track. She has a great butt!"
"Then definitely get her a Hourmazd. She won't regret it! ;) "
by Houdini91 August 18, 2018
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~an extremely deep roar from a heavyweighted brute~
"man that was a real gullet bomb"
"yeah, that was the most powerful houvam ive ever heard!"
"man that was a real gullet bomb"
"yeah, that was the most powerful houvam ive ever heard!"
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LUV YA HOUDAMAN!
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