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housebear

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.
I'm being terrorized by a housebear!
by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007
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housemate

This term, commonly used by college-age students, is someone you share a house with (or, less commonly, an apartment).

These people were, to my knowledge, formerly known as "roommates," in virtually all contexts.

Housemate seems to be merely one of the many trendy terms being tossed around these days.

Here are possible reasons for this word's existence:

A) Perhaps it's supposed to have less of the negative stigma that the word "roommate" seems to carry with it.

B) Also possible is that roommate implies a closer relationship/friendship than simply housemate.
John, Dave, and Bill were looking for another housemate to share in the rent.

That guy across the hall, he's my housemate.
by kirE August 24, 2007
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housekat

A 10 on the cute scale of 1-10. She is clever and delicious. A play on house dance and the beginning of her name.
Guy: Housekat! Make me a sandwich!
Housekat: *bats eyelashes*
by misterawersome August 12, 2009
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houseboy

In the mainly gay, mainly fetish and leather community, someone who 'keeps house' in exchange for bed and board, often with a sexual and/or D/s relationship attached. Compare sugar daddy.
Pat noticed his houseboy hadn't done
by crabbadon August 8, 2010
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housemate fucker

Dude who lives with you but fucks you over with rent and bill money - and then lies about it.
Using bill money to Gamble on the Greyhounds.
by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004
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houseatosis

The condition of foul, lingering odors in one's house. From house+(hali)tosis.
I remember the night when the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarassed because of lingering odors, the houseatosis.
by quack February 27, 2005
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housecoat

The correct name for something a wool calls a 'dressing gown'. It's a feckin coat you wear in the house and not a dress!
Where's my housecoat.
by Granny gramma May 8, 2018
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