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Hottiez

A magazine filled with hooters, cooters, tutors and computers
You want women, you don't have 'em? I'll tell you what you do: You get yourself one of these (Hottiez)
by ShamWow Guy July 19, 2009
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a hottieist

This is someone who judges others on how hot or sexy they are.
Did you see how hot Juan's new secretary is, that guy was always a hottieist.
by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020
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happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..
travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."
by the travinator September 26, 2005
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hotleaded

a person who, in the course of seeming like a regular person, spams the shit out of you with social networking marketing shit, making you regret the day that you ever signed onto the internet, as you don't give a shit about whatever cause they're espousing.
"become a fan of xyz to reach 10,000 fans so i can show my boss that i am doing work instead of making my friends do it for me!" "omg i've been hotleaded."
by adamomfg February 23, 2010
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Hottie

YOU!!!
You’re an absolute hottie ❤️💞😝🤪🥰😍🥵
by Whyyy89473 March 30, 2021
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Dumpster Hotties

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010
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Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.
Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011
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