hotpocket

when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.

yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.

by coltonigger May 26, 2007

hotpocket

When an erect penis bends sideways and pokes out of or nestles into the pocket of his pants.

Girl 1: I was rubbing on my boyfriends penis, and it was sort of sticking into his pocket, sideways.
Girl 2: That's called a hotpocket.

by herenorthere April 11, 2008

hotpocket

Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.

girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants

by Keef rhymes with beef March 7, 2009

hotpocket

anyone or thing that pops wood.

check the hotpocket over by the bar.

by joeski March 9, 2004

Hotpocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"

by PTSpice July 6, 2009

hotpockets

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."

"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"

by Bobby Robert August 6, 2006

Hotpocket

The act of crapping in your freinds pants pockets before they are worn and without them knowing.

I have to go wash my jeans because I got hotpocketed.

by Squidswarm October 14, 2011