What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)
(Badonk is the back of the car)
by Blaine March 10, 2004

a game you play by smacking each others breast as hard as you can. the first one to cry hooters loses
by hooters_grl December 17, 2010

Hooters is another way of saying boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.
They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman who has them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women. Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman who has them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women. Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 18, 2019

Rather than give a REAL definiton, I've decided to go thesaurus on your asses:
Bosoms, Breasts, Bloomings, Crease Creatures, Deltoid Drawers, Fatsacks, Baby Fodder, Bust, Mamories (or Mammilla), tits, teats, udders, Monkey Lumps, Scapula Scones, Milkmeat, Globes, Tits, Infant Eateries, the Latter Lickable Ladyparts, Tatas, Dodongoes, Pearls, Thoraxes, Clavicle Clumps, Objects-of-my-desire, Suckling Stops, Endowment, Lactators, East and West Cleavage, Cones, Torpedoes, Eye Magnets, Chest Bulges, Flesh Convexities, the Weasels of the Chest, Where boys fear to tread, Porcelain Hills (the former adjective exchangeable with "ebony" or "golden"), Whack-Material, What Good dreams are Made of, the Ass-of-the-chest, Mounds, Grapefruit (or Oranges, Melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. The elderly are prone to "prunes"), Effeminite Masses, Knockers, Kitty Substitutes, Not-so-grassy Knolls, Jigglies, Hillocks, Gibbosities, Conjoined Humpbacks, Stacks, Bouncers, or Breasticles.
Bosoms, Breasts, Bloomings, Crease Creatures, Deltoid Drawers, Fatsacks, Baby Fodder, Bust, Mamories (or Mammilla), tits, teats, udders, Monkey Lumps, Scapula Scones, Milkmeat, Globes, Tits, Infant Eateries, the Latter Lickable Ladyparts, Tatas, Dodongoes, Pearls, Thoraxes, Clavicle Clumps, Objects-of-my-desire, Suckling Stops, Endowment, Lactators, East and West Cleavage, Cones, Torpedoes, Eye Magnets, Chest Bulges, Flesh Convexities, the Weasels of the Chest, Where boys fear to tread, Porcelain Hills (the former adjective exchangeable with "ebony" or "golden"), Whack-Material, What Good dreams are Made of, the Ass-of-the-chest, Mounds, Grapefruit (or Oranges, Melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. The elderly are prone to "prunes"), Effeminite Masses, Knockers, Kitty Substitutes, Not-so-grassy Knolls, Jigglies, Hillocks, Gibbosities, Conjoined Humpbacks, Stacks, Bouncers, or Breasticles.
by Susurrus July 8, 2005

by The Dude April 28, 2003

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003
