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hoovered

to get an enormous or a great amount of hickeys on any visble body part
who hoovered you sarah?
by Jadababiez April 11, 2007
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Hoopered

When your memes are destroyed or banned because they are deemed offensive, resulting in you and anyone else involved getting pissed off
Person 1: Did you here James got hoopered?
Person 2: Shit really? poor guy
Person 1: Yeah man but we are just sharing them in a facebook group now though, can't be hoopered in there
by St Andrews Meme Force August 8, 2018
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hoovered

by cdollaz December 21, 2008
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Hoovered

min i was so hoovered last night i slept with your fat ass sister

aww min!
by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010
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Hookered

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.
You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"
by justowen April 29, 2010
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hoovered

when a fuckboy has left his mark on a person, place, or thing
by TMO11 August 14, 2019
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Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021
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