homo erectus

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

by QuacksO April 23, 2018

No homo

A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no homo.

Jalan: Mark imma kiss you but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Jalan: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
Jalan: i kissed u last night tho.
Mark: Ayooo u gay.
Jalan: but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.

by Machoxzync November 14, 2019

Hamon

A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.

Jojo! This is the last of my hamon! Take it from me!

This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?

by Jotaro(Jojo)Kujo January 28, 2017

No homo

(Phrase)

No Homo is the magic phrase men utter when undertaking task that are gay, so that they may ward it off.
When a man sucks his homies dick, he must always say no homo, or both will become third level mega gay.
I once got sucked off by my homie and he forgot to say it. We now have two kids.
It’s pretty gay.

Bro 1: Yo bro, goodnight
Bro 2: Night bro, (kisses forehead)
Bro 1: Bro!
Bro 2: No homo.
Bro 1: Aight bro.

by Big Noot April 11, 2019

nyoom homo

The action of hurrying to a place you need to be in a gay fashion

"Oh no, I'm late for work I better nyoom homo"

by LasagnaisSaucy May 15, 2020

Homo-friendly

When something is aimed at homosexuals, or is homosexual in nature.

Damm, that bitch sure wasn't homo-friendly towards that gay couple.

by zoeyainthowuspellit July 20, 2008

homo-hawk

Alternate name for a faux-hawk as it's often sported by gay guys.

Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.

Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.

by ocius1 May 14, 2009