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Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads
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Dirty Heisman

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.
by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005
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Hoeism

Hoeism is a diesease that most hoes struggle with on a daily basis. It can be contagious if you don't watch your self. Hoeism symptoms consist of: Using the dog filter on Snapchat constantly, Being innocent and not owning up to the fact you are a hoe, skanky clothing, Having multiple guy friends while having a boyfriend and saying you don't flirt with them when you actually do, and most importantly being unloyal. #TheseHoesAintLoyal
She struggles with hoeism
by Shrekhipstergirl420 August 23, 2017
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give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.
His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.
by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003
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heisman

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.
When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.
by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004
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Hoist That Rag

1. The second song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. A sentiment based on the lyrics and tone of that song. To tell some one to 'Hoist That Rag' is to tell them that life is shit, but to stick it out.
God used me as hammer, boys
To beat his weary drum today

Hoist that rag

Hoist that rag
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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hoist those cards a little higher!

what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.
"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"
by harry belafonte December 11, 2003
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