Hoefist

The bumping of fists between two sammich making hoes who know their place is in the kitchen. They realize their position in the real world and are proud of it.

"Kitchen today?"
"Heeelllll yeaaa"
"Hoefist!" (hoes join fists)

by Cbreezy22 February 18, 2011

Hopfield's 9

Hopfield's 9 - a sequence of effects/objects/events/experiments etc., which at different iterations/parameters converge to the same unpredictable/(un)satisfactory/false/correct result.

David: Hey Vlad, you also have very strange outcome in the 5th task?
Vlad: Yes!! It is some kind of Hopfield's 9. I've checked every parameter, can't possibly imagine what went wrong.

by Dave_on_Wave May 12, 2020

Hoffies

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013

Holefie

A portmanteau of “asshole” and “selfie” meaning a photograph of your asshole you take yourself, most likely with your cell phone camera.

That holefie I posted to Grindr got me a bunch of DMs from guys wanting me to bottom for them. Mission accomplished!

by Mansions McGillicutty May 29, 2018

hoefessional

A female who reaps monetary rewards by giving blowjobs, being a groupie or having sex with wealthy males.

I don't have to work or go to college, I'm a hoefessional now.

by Ebony Cobb September 12, 2004

drie hoekie koelie koekie

Afrikaner term for a samosa. Literally, in Afrikaans, a "three-pointed koelie cookie", a "koelie" being a generally derogatory term for Indians.

Often said quickly and with the kind of patter and rhyme that only Afrikaner slang can provide.

Pass me the last drie hoekie koelie koekie.

by Zeptorem April 13, 2010

hoeffel

verb, to give a ridiculous amount of head to a ridiculous amount of boys.

I'm pulling a hoeffel tonight, and going crazy!

by LyndiLovesLuigi January 12, 2008