Hoboster

A rich white suburban kid who lives in his parent's basement, pretending to be a hobo!

Pfft. It's just a Hoboster. Ignore that thing.

by theshadowyoshi January 14, 2009

hoobster

A pretty woman buying a gluten-free cookbook.

Damn man, check out that hoobster at the bookstore!

by farming simulator 360 no scope August 15, 2016

hoeburger

someone who's more than a hoe more than a whore, and more than a slut, but less than a burger.

Person 1: Welcome to Hoeburger home of the Hoeburger, may I take your order?
Person 2: ?????
Person 1: Excuse me sir I'm talking to you, how would you like your hoe?

by Adorkable Caity May 16, 2007

Hoester

Someone Who Posts Their Whole Life On Facebook, Particularly With 12 Or More Posts Per Hour.

Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.

by Dannywestside October 20, 2012

Hoelister

A girl who only shops at Hollister and has all their clothes from there and is snobby, and a slut.

Me- wow shes a bitch, she likes to rub it in our face she shops at hoelister

friend- i know shes so stupid and shes such a bitch nobody will tell her she bleed through her 79$ jeans

by emusicaljollyrancher April 8, 2009

hoeblaster

hoeblaster is someone who enjoys big line with hoes

damn that's a hoeblaster

by blankgod January 19, 2019