Hoe-Ass Shit

The most irritating type behavior to encounter. Characterized by it’s signature abrupt sabbatoure style treachery, it often involves clearly intentional thought processes directed toward making life a living hell for no reason whatsoever at a very inopportune time. It can be exhibited by any individual anywhere, but is very commonly encountered in the adult entertainment industry when a bottom bitch has unexpectedly hit her mileage during a pivotal moment that causes unnecessary losses of both money and time. It will also manifest spontaneously from anyone in close vacinity while attempting to complete any meaningful task that will play a major role in making life a living hell in the very near future. During initial development, it is often overlooked for simple idiocy or otherwise routine retarded behavior. This type of undesirable situation always wastes copious amounts of time and resources fancying over frivolous, irritating bullshit. Whatever important bullshit that you were doing will be immediately stopped and forgotten about, forever. This condition can take anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks to resolve so don’t get in a hurry to do anything productive.

Pamela is on some hoe-ass shit tonight which means I’m not going to make money all night.

by GrandFinale501 December 18, 2018

hoeing my shit

When someone is messing with you or playing with you and or stalling on you.

Oh my gosh daniel wont take me out on a date he is “hoeing my shit”.

by Cherriosman November 24, 2017

shit hoe

a slut bag whore, who will do anything for you including giving road head and then being dropped off, giving you head in front of others, wanting to hook up with others while giving you head on the side, and performing oral sex and getting nothing in return even though she is completely naked.

I got some road head from that shit hoe while listening to some McFly in my car, then i proceeded to drop her off after i got off.

by L-Dawg March 19, 2004

shit hoe

A person owning Valtrex

Wow did you see that bottle of valtrex, what a shit hoe!

by Crazycracka March 21, 2004

hoe ass shit

Funnier version of “bull shit”

This girl is talkin some hoe ass shit.

by Acedblade November 9, 2017

hoe shit

Something that hoes do, simple as that. No need more explanation.

Nicki: *twerks*
Tati: What are you doing?
Nicki: Some hoe shit
Tati and Nicki: PERIODT.

by ken barbz February 19, 2020

Hoe Shit

A more exaggerating version of “oh shit” but instead for thots. Not just any thots, but thots who claim to be thots but aren’t really thots. It’s the jokester thots. The ones who talk about sucking dick and deep throating and what not.

Rachael found out that the guy she was hitting on had a girlfriend:

“HOE SHIT.”

by Zesty Z November 29, 2018