hobnobber

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

by worldrecker December 23, 2010

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

by David Troutt May 29, 2008

hogbobble

Bobblehead or bobble figurine shaped like a hog.

Johnny just stuck a hogbobble on the dash of his new monster Camaro.

by Freybjorg April 18, 2020

Dr. Nobgobbler

A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.

Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.

Dr. Nobgobbler was trying to bite my cock off yesterday after the lecture.

by tomounitismanassou420 December 1, 2013

hobnobber

People who are frickin' awesome but most of the time, nerdy.

ib, lolz!!!! hahhahhahahhaha beetch. "Those damned hobnobbers with their slurpees and their parking lot.."

by hobnobber000 May 23, 2006

Hobbgobbler

a person that gives a blowjob

Man: So how did your date with Maria go?
Friend: Great! It turns out she is a Hobbgobbler, she blew me behind a dumpster right after the movie!

by eradicatering July 30, 2013

Humgobbler

A Humgobbler (verb) is when someone is giving you a blowjob while gobbling like a turkey.

Damn, that girl gave me a humgobbler so good I bought them an H2 & decided to start celebrating Thanksgiving on our anniversary.

by MilkManMeachum July 28, 2021