Hobby Lobby

An arts & crafts chain that employs its own fleet of truck drivers to smuggle religious artifacts while butt fucking the driver at the same time
I got sent to the rail yard today and pulled a Hobby Lobby
by wolfman87 July 28, 2017
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Hobby Lobby

An American retail company. It owns a chain of arts and crafts stores with a volume of over $5 billion in 2018.1 The chain has 969 stores in 47 states. A Christian-owned company, it incorporates American conservative values and Christian media.
Hobby Lobby is the worst.
by SPrice1980 November 01, 2022
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Hobby Lobby

A retail chain of arts and crafts stores based in Oklahoma City, AND IS AN ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY. It's every Christian's wet dream came true that they're too scared to admit. They have 460 stores in 39 states, and they're so religious, it isn't even funny. They are Michael's top competition. Full of Christians who try and sell you religious products, even though it's an arts and crafts stores. This place is absolute hell to work at too, no pun intended. You get crazy bible thumpers screaming at you all the time. The only good thing about working there is the $8.50 an hour starting wage if you're part-time, and not having to work on Sundays.
"I'm out of glue, let's go to Hobby Lobby and buy some more!"
"I dunno about that, they're really religious. They might try and convert us in there or something."
by blondie014 September 26, 2011
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Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Kayleen."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010
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Hobby Lobby

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for Plan B the following morning.
"Could it be yours?"

"Yeah, I pulled a Hobby Lobby on her the morning after?"
by lawlkdghlaw September 04, 2014
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Hobby Lobby Connection

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.
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hobby lobby sloppy toppy

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023
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