Definitions by Modeler

Moderna flu 

The feeling of fever, chills, fatigue and general sloth after receiving the second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.

"How you feeling?"

"Pretty awful, I got my second shot last night and now I have the Moderna flu."

Moderna flu by Modeler February 5, 2021

Hobby Lobby Herpes 

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

Hobby Lobby Herpes by Modeler October 15, 2020