A race in J. R. R Tolkien's imaginary universe of Middle Earth. Hobbits are a peaceful race of midgets with hairy feet, and near-universal ineptitude. They are good at things that do not matter such as drinking, smoking pot, and fantasy songs, but are clueless about any form of combat (they dont even know how to ride horses!).
by marquisdesade January 13, 2008
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"dude the hobbit is sleeping in my bed and know I have to sleep on the coach," "damn the hobbit is back I thought it was finally over," "I think the hobbit came onto me and it is getting awkward."
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by purplemushrooms January 11, 2013
Get the hobbit mug.A small person with curly hair, giant feet. Mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka Manstruation). Usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. For all intents and purposes, a manlet.
by SuperUnitato69 June 8, 2014
Get the hobbit mug.v. When a group of young stoners persistantly elects one member of the group to carry out tasks found collectively difficult or undesirable by the rest of the group.
n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.
n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.
1. Don't hobbit me bitch, I'll go get the damn beer when I'm good and ready.
2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???
2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???
by Rockbubba December 25, 2007
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