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Hickers

A in-humane breed of rednecks that thrive in rural villages of Northern Colorado
Dude I heard the hickers outside my farm-house lighting off fireworks and killing cats.
by ludvigsion al maliki May 7, 2011
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Hickers

The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
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clarence hickerson

A regular guy who was so lucky to find his soulmate his Taejah he's a guy who would joke around a lot and someone who would make a lot of mistakes but he will always put everything he has in his heart into the one he loves no matter what
1) Wow isn't that Clarence hickerson?
by clarence hickerson May 13, 2022
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Kira Huskers

Girlfriend's alter ego that only appears in one's dreams and during a night of role playing. Known for: Showing off trash tattoos, making out in unisex public restrooms, and using tremendous discretion.
"Honey, I had another Kira Huskers dream last night."
"Oh lord, what did that hoochie want this time?!"
by Coach McF October 21, 2019
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Hiskeribundi

This word is often used in everyday life. It is usually pronounced with an Indian accent. It is often used as an interjection in a non- sensicle manner, at any given moment.
BOB: Hey John, are you going to attend the funeral today?

JOHN: HISKERIBUNDI!

BOB: Hiskeribundi!
by AYMAN AND ADAM July 28, 2008
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Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.
My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.
by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016
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Hiskeribundi

This word is often used in everyday life. It is usually pronounced with an Indian accent. It is often used as an interjection in a non- sensicle manner, at any given moment.
BOB: Hey John, are you going to attend the funeral today?

JOHN: HISKERIBUNDI!
by AYMAN AND ADAM July 29, 2008
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