Highschool 

(verb)- to repeatedly screw someone or a large group of people over for a long period of time with a promise of heavenly reward afterward, but sometimes a vast underestimation of said reward.

1. Osama Bin Laden totally highschooled those Muslims into becoming terrorists with the promise of virgins upon entering heaven.

2.My mother will totally highschool my dad this Christmas. he really thinks she's giving him a plasma. Yeah, he's getting socks...

Highschool by JILTEDTEEN December 18, 2010

highschool 

Highschool is an intermediary between elementary school and college. In the US, it is essentially a federally funded daycare and provides as much of an education as prison provides rehabilitation.

Susie: Daddy, read me a story.

Dad: Uh, daddy can't read.

Susie: Why not, daddy?

Dad: because daddy's highschool didn't think it was odd that he couldn't read or write. They also didn't think it was worth the trouble to fail him if he didn't learn.

highschool by Bill K. February 6, 2007

highschool 

Referring to a person that is between ages 14 and 18. Where you become a man, or a woman. Typically immature and naive. Usually good looking. Common occurances; loss of eyebrow and virginity in one night. Usually drinks milk on school nights and has mother pack lunches on weekdays. Curfew ranges from 10pm-midnight.

Highschool likes going to school, learning about sex, and algebra.

highschool by college34 November 29, 2010

Highschool 

It is suffering.

Person1: So, How is a high school like?

Person2: Highschool is an endless stream of studying, no sleep, and watching Netflix, practically suffering.

Highschool by Far:Dude2 March 19, 2019

Highschool 

Four years of non-stop war where everyone hates but is quite literally attracted to the mainstream crowd. E.g; Scene kids died in the war of '09, stereotypical nerds don't exist at all and never have. The few kids who are interested in politics become the next Ben Shapiro, but only for fifteen minutes. The LGBT+ community at High school, are, quite literally, forced so far back into the closet they could become interior designers. About half the sports jocks get a trophy wife after playing in college football and lose their mojo by the time around age 30 (also applies to cheerleaders and other gym rat archetypes)

After a person's time there is over, they are never to see the people they interact with ever again until the next high school reunion 10 years later. Those who leave afterwards never return and those who stay spontaneously combust (see spontaneous combustion) and decompose from absolute boredom.

The teachers there are either; happy to teach their students, don't care enough to have an opinion, or hated by the kids they teach. It is also not uncommon for teachers to participate in their own battles against other staff members.

See also: Internal Screaming

Person 1: You remember highschool? Those were the days...

Person 2: Get me a large glass of Australian Vodka and we can start talking about this.

Highschool by Cuben7 June 24, 2019

Highschool 

It’s like middle school on crack, everyone is 10x hornier

“Hey Jenna how would you explain high school?”

“Well, it’s like middle school on crack. Man I hate highschool :’)”

Highschool by F off janet May 22, 2019

highschool 

a place where you wont be able to learn anything because the kid in the backseat plays x rap way too loud on his headphones. and if you are not above 5"5 or over 200 pounds you'll get beat up to shit, because gross teens are looking forward to jail time in the future for assault

person numero uno: i need to go back to highschool tomorrow
person numero dos: my friend was literally murdered there
person numero uno: this is why i want to drop out don't you get it?

highschool by blazou August 12, 2019