blazou's definitions

highschool

a place where you wont be able to learn anything because the kid in the backseat plays x rap way too loud on his headphones. and if you are not above 5"5 or over 200 pounds you'll get beat up to shit, because gross teens are looking forward to jail time in the future for assault

person numero uno: i need to go back to highschool tomorrow
person numero dos: my friend was literally murdered there
person numero uno: this is why i want to drop out don't you get it?

by blazou August 12, 2019

MLG

A clan of little kids that complain when they die in call of duty and throw swears at you every 6 seconds.

"lmao fuck you im mlg you never beat me xd"

by blazou October 8, 2018

urban dictionary

a shitty site

Person 1:"Urban dictionary is trash"

Person 2:"yes"

by blazou October 8, 2018

Geometry dash

Some game the spanish took over, reminds me of america.

It also makes squeaky kids and grown-ass men rage.

"Jimmy? Did you break your ipad because of geometry dash?! Despacito."

by blazou October 8, 2018

Wii

The beat fucking game for grown women

"Im going to play some Wii Sports"

by blazou October 8, 2018

frick

a way to say fuck without getting banned from a christain minecraft server

"Oh frick, i lost all my diamonds."

by blazou August 20, 2018

emo

A term for a fatass depressed teenager with no life

"That guy Jimmy is such an emo."

by blazou August 20, 2018