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Highballer

The opposite of a lowballer; someone who pays the maximum possible price for something.
Did you see what that soccer mom paid for her son's PS3?

Yea, she didn't do her research; she's a highballer.
by Sludge669 January 5, 2011
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highballer

Some one who works harder than a motherfucker. The opposite is a lowballer, someone who drags there balls around not doing a god damn thing.
Damn I'm tired, I was highballing all day.
by nicholi Kornachefsky April 5, 2005
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highballs

a drink: whiskey mixed with ginger ale
getting drunk off highballs is easy because it just tastes like ginger ale, so you're basically just drinking a lot of soda
by (high)ballin October 18, 2008
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Highballer

1. A treeplanter who consistently plants a lot more trees than anyone else.

2. A misguided young person who has been conned into generating a tremendous amount of wealth for a treeplanting company. In exchange this person receives pitiful percentage of the wealth being generated, all the sex they can handle, and life-long soft tissue damage to the back, knees, shoulder, elbow & wrist.
1. Ed: "Holy shit, did you hear how many trees Sam put in today?" Sally: "Yeah that guy is a total highballer."


2. Tina: "Holy shit, my knee hurts everytime I run & the doctor told me I've got the back of a retired coal miner." Tony: "Ya, you were the fastest planter ever though."
by Butterland June 25, 2008
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highballer

1. (adjective) - highballer:
someone who sets their standards very high for what they or others can accomplish.

2. (verb) - highballing:
the act of setting high expectations or thinking beyond the bounds of a situation.
"Veronica is such a highballer so she really thought he should step up and do the right thing"

"I was really highballing the situation by thinking he'd know what was up"
by hagallazz February 19, 2009
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highballs

The physiological response of the human eye upon ingestion or inhalation of 'The Weeds'. The resulting response is characterized by a noticeable glossiness and/or a distinctive red discoloration of the whites of the eyes. A human showing signs of 'highballs' will often be hard to agitate, irritate, or otherwise provoke into any actions involving any materials other than Doritos or Shark Week.
"Dude, are my highballs showin? I don't want the cops knowin' I've been hitting The Weeds."

"Hey man, before you head to work take these eye drops for your wake and bake highballs."
by Jahngad August 17, 2014
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highballed

When a man has such a large bowel movement the tail end of the the shit log hits your ball sack.
I ate at the all you can eat buffet last night,and this morning i got highballed
by madmace November 20, 2010
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