hetty 

*a horse like person who slags of tea pot hats, managing to be attractive whilst being a animal.

Reiss: Look at her!
Holly: That is one mighty fine hetty!

hetty by Hetty! April 19, 2005

hetty 

This is usually commonly used against our Burberry-loving friends, the typicalchav. Basically, it's when a fourteen-year-old chav thinks he's a pimp because he's had 6 twelve-year-old schoolkids because he can't get any action anywhere else. Instead of the word, 'pimp', we replace it with 'hetty'.

Can also translate into, 'stupid pikey prick'.

Maison: Oi Lee, i got me sum pusseh last nite boyacasha!
Lee: Ah me bredwin ya fuck Kerry from Maccy D's nigga?
Maison: Nah m8 nah, her 4 lil' sistaz man innit! Ai!

hetty by Revenge Of The Black Lettuce August 30, 2005

Hetty 

Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.

Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??

Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.

Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...

Hetty by IvorHardie September 23, 2009

Hetty 

The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.

Typically done without anybody's knowledge.

Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.

The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.

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Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.

Hetty by Lloyd Wolf August 7, 2009

Hetty 

a bootiful woman

Hetty is bootiful

Hetty by Hettsey July 15, 2020

Hetty Wainthropp 

A hilariously cheesy extremely British mystery show about a "spunky" detective lady in her 60's that acquires Geoffrey Shawcross Dominic Monaghan as her sleuth sidekick...an incredibly cute 19 year old sidekick...who is still incredibly cute as a widdle owd hobbit...
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)

"I have problems talking to girls..."
"Yup! I'm an Aussie. I'm here for the cricket."

Hetty Wainthropp by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004

hetty betty 

mildly derogatory term for a heterosexual female

Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."

Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."

(True, by the way.)

hetty betty by SmallTownDreamer January 20, 2009