hettie

derogatory term for a heterosexual person

Did you see her hanging out with Tom the other day? She’s such a hettie

by the fire the dark November 10, 2018

Hettie

An amazing person with good grades and an even better personality. She's nice, smart and she'll say that she has no common sense, but she does. If you know a Hettie, then you're one of the luckiest people in the world.

Person 1: Hey she's really nice and smart.

Person 2: Must be a Hettie.

by leobucko November 1, 2012

Hettie

A hetero dumbass

Ew you’re a hettie? In 2019? Smh

by pissinmyanus August 9, 2019

Hetty

An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.

Damn Matt, didn’t know you were into Hetty’s.

by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020

Hetty

a beautiful woman

that Hetty is beautiful

by Hettsey July 15, 2020

Hetty

A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.

Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.

by jrm21980 January 6, 2012

Hetty

Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.

Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??

Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.

Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...

by IvorHardie September 23, 2009