Hessian 

A westcoast metal head

That guy from California is a huge Maiden fan.

Hessian by Ronan December 30, 2004

Hessian 

Hessians were a counter culture movement in the 90's. A typical Hessian would have long hair, and wear either jeans that had holes, or pants that were made into shorts with a pair of scissors, and they would fray at the bottom. Hessians were the first to popularize cargo shorts. They would also wear boots, hemp and sea shell necklaces. They would put lots of stickers on their guitars, use duct tape on drum sticks, etc. Hessians were about partying and having a good time.

Wayne's World is about the Hessian rocker culture.

Hessian by theeng November 25, 2010

hessian 

A person, often sporting a mullet, who is considered metal and a bit trashy.

There were so many hessians at the Maiden show.

hessian by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Hessian 

One who is supreme in one or another subject.

(A Hessian is a large, blood-thirsty, mercenary used in the Revolutionary war)

JJ: Yo, Johnny is such a hessian in Math class

Steven: Really? I always thought he was stupid

JJ: No, he's a hessian...

Hessian by dustbuster8526 April 5, 2008

hessian 

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

hessian by Pete June 4, 2004

hessian 

White trash/trailer park trash.

"God those peoples are hessians"

hessian by Stu December 20, 2003

hessian 

a poor person who is so excited about being poor there are constantly faced with having a good day, every day.
but never to be misstaken for a hippy
a hessian will have a job which has shitty pay. and not really care about the world around him aslomng as he is happy

man that hessian is so happy today
look at him go with his ratty cloths and bicylce
carring bread haha.

hessian by tabletop.,. April 20, 2010