Harpist

Someone (females especially) that plays the harp. Ridiculously good looking and long-legged, female harpists are a stunning breed. They are comfortable having a large piece of wood between their legs, which combined with their capable fingers, makes them highly sought after by males.
Harpists are deeply soulful people, but often feel uncomfortable voicing their emotions in public. Instead, they share through their enchanting music.
They constantly feel misunderstood and crave love and appreciation. They love hugs. Hugs allow them to show affection for someone without being all lovey-dovey (Which they hate).
Harpists are highly interesting people and fascinating to talk to. However, it can take time for some people to realise how amazing they are.
Harpists are known for being graceful and beautiful and are often associated with angels.

Dude, I totally would. Everyone knows all harpists are babes.

by USAkittykat December 20, 2010

hermiston

N. A ho-dunk little town located in Oregon. Home of the first Shari's restaurant.

Dude, I went to Hermiston, and there was nothing there; seriously.

by Skittlesofdoom June 17, 2008

Herpsters

A group of individuals all carrying the same luggage: Herpes.

I logged onto H-ype to make fun of all the Herpsters.

by malkazar January 16, 2010

herpest

a double whammy of discovering you have herpes and crabs at the same time

Maannnn. Thad finally went to the doctor and found out he has a case of the herpest. At least you can get rid of the one, but the other is for life...

by Sargentap January 22, 2010

Genital Herpititus Aids

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.

Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.

by Boyfriendizeree September 1, 2014

herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

herpester

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.

Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.

by saintsgirl September 14, 2006