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im going to give him a headjob
by th November 2, 2003
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headjob

something ur boyfreinds says when drunk

a mix between head, and handjob

use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them...
"ill give you a kiss"

*slurs* "how bout a headjob?"
by smileingisgoodfordrunks July 1, 2010
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headjob

1.) To be at the top of your career, a prime leading example, exquisite and talented in what you do, looked up to by many and always spoken to respectfully. Highly regarded.

2.) To have someone gag on your sausage
"look he wants that headjob so badly"
"he'll have to give one to get it"

It was a mistake to give John Howard a headjob
by rainey06au August 28, 2005
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Sonic the Headjob

When a girl gives you head while tripping on speed with her head going up and down so fast she breaks the sound barrier.
Cloe od'd on speed again last night and gave me the Sonic the Headjob. I came in under a second.
by kam75xx November 8, 2019
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heddo

definitly a nice way of saying hello to someone thats close to you
heddo
by stubear December 7, 2011
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headjob

v. When a male puts his penis on the top or against the back of a females head/skull and simply has sexual intercourse with the females head/skull and not her mouth or face.

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v. When the female uses her head/skull and rubs, pushes against, or repeatedly bumps her head on the males penis and she does not use her face or mouth.
"Hey Babe, you want me to give you a headjob? You can sit on my shoulders and use your penis and have sex with my head however long and hardcore as you want to till you ejaculate all over my head and hair."
by female_head_fucker December 23, 2009
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Headjob

In soccer, or football, to score a goal, pass, or make contact by striking the ball with the head. Also commonly referred to as a 'Header'.
"That was a beautiful headjob from a well placed corner kick"
by TimCereja September 19, 2009
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