heddjo

(head-joe)
Heddjo is another term for “Hello”.

Heddjo!

Heddjo??? Is anyone home?

by WutYuSay? October 11, 2023

Heddon's Law

Only people who are uglier then you are attracted to you.

John - "Man, I wish some actually attractive chicks would be interested in me for once."
Tim - "Heddon's Law in action man."

"Mark really likes me, but he is an ugly fuck. Why couldn't he be hot like Jason?"
"Heddon's Law at it's finest."

by Heddon2 December 7, 2011

shotgun headjob

a peer pressure blowjob or a blowjob under pressure, turns to a agressive "pumping action" in pressure situation

she gave me a shotgun headjob in the front seat while here parents sat right on the porch!!

her old man was comin up the drive she started pumping my cock in her mouth like a shotgun !

by scott doom January 5, 2010

heddo

Heddo is the slang word for Hello

Heddo There Everyone...

by Zackkkkk June 13, 2008

headjob

the sucking of ones penis til it explodes

lick it up and wont and dont forget the balls...and put your lips firmly around it (no teeth) grasp it with your right hand and move up and down with your mouth and hand going faster and faster and harder and faster...the swollow

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

headjob lips

the lips of a girl that are so big, that it looks like they would do a good headjob

i swear bro, shes got headjob lips
i cant wait til she puts those headjob lips on my dick

by skmeof January 13, 2009

Headjobber

An individual who enjoys sucking,licking, swallowing and ultimately caressing penises with her mouth, tongue and teeth. Usually of female gender. Degrading herself, physically and socially to her knees in a way which correctly assumes she is below the worth of human status and deserves to be where she put herself..on her knees. Mainly applicable to girls who have performed this recreational act more then once and usually do.

Kayla : What's the go with Goslinga ?
Alexander : She's a renowned headjobber !

by Karma At Its Best July 8, 2011