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Haymaker 

What uncle will do to you... If you ask nicely... or are just a hot lady who bends over.
Damn! I can't walk straight. Uncle got me with a Haymaker lastnight... I think I need a wheelchair.
Haymaker by Uncle Salami June 29, 2009

haymaker 

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.
BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.
haymaker by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Haymaker Reign 

A London Based Underground Rock Band.. Forcing their way into the ring of fire.
Haymaker Reign Song's include: BrainChild, Parade & Symbiosis.
Haymaker Reign by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

Haymaker To The Babymaker

The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.
Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker

haymaker beej 

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch
matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.
haymaker beej by tom jones January 12, 2004

Haymaker Square Riot 

A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.
"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"