Haymaker

a politically correct way to say queer

That Ian sure does like the haymakers

by jshaw December 18, 2010

Haymaker

What uncle will do to you... If you ask nicely... or are just a hot lady who bends over.

Damn! I can't walk straight. Uncle got me with a Haymaker lastnight... I think I need a wheelchair.

by Uncle Salami June 29, 2009

haymaker

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.

BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Haymaker Reign

A London Based Underground Rock Band.. Forcing their way into the ring of fire.

Haymaker Reign Song's include: BrainChild, Parade & Symbiosis.

by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

Haymaker To The Babymaker

The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.

Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker

by smlysk8rboy9 September 28, 2010

haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch

matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.

by tom jones January 12, 2004

Haymaker Square Riot

A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"

by Haymaker Square Mayor June 14, 2009