A small town in bum fuck nowhere Colorado, activities include a wide variety of fucking your own sister and working some shit job nobody in their right mind would do. You can expect the local population to have IQs below 70 and while thinking they are royalty. You can usually find the youth of the community at he local "C Mart" finger popping each other's assholes.
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Member of the Indie Rock band One Night Only which formed in 2003. He is currently in the band playing guitar and does an excellent job at doing so. He was in the band from when it started and still is.
Person 1 - Have you heard of a guy called Mark Hayton?
Person 2 - Yeah he's that hot guitarist from One Night Only right?
Person 1 - Yeah!
Person 2 - Yeah he's that hot guitarist from One Night Only right?
Person 1 - Yeah!
by __Noddy__ May 10, 2011
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The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".
by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014
Get the Hatton Test mug.A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.
So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.
So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.
Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...
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b. An unreleased Girls Aloud song making fun of indie kids.
b. An unreleased Girls Aloud song making fun of indie kids.
by BambooBanga December 25, 2007
Get the hoxton hero mug.That boys a hoxton hero, skinny fit jeans and dressed in pink. How he dresses I care zero, as long as he don't steal my drink.
by anindielimey December 15, 2008
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