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A small town in bum fuck nowhere Colorado, activities include a wide variety of fucking your own sister and working some shit job nobody in their right mind would do. You can expect the local population to have IQs below 70 and while thinking they are royalty. You can usually find the youth of the community at he local "C Mart" finger popping each other's assholes.
Are you from Haxtun?

No I've never fucked my sister.
Haxtun by getrdone June 15, 2017
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Hatunishi 

" Pff, Wyatt is such a hatunishi! "
Hatunishi by BISH_baiii July 14, 2021
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
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FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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