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A small town in bum fuck nowhere Colorado, activities include a wide variety of fucking your own sister and working some shit job nobody in their right mind would do. You can expect the local population to have IQs below 70 and while thinking they are royalty. You can usually find the youth of the community at he local "C Mart" finger popping each other's assholes.
Are you from Haxtun?

No I've never fucked my sister.
by getrdone June 15, 2017
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