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Hatertastic

Definition Hatertastic: person(s) that surpass the level of hateraid. this means said person(s) hates on a consistant basis no matter the time or day.
EX: Dan hates on popular music everytime someone brings it up. he is hatertastic.
Hater Cynic crab critic douche
by J'hda August 20, 2013
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haterade

1:The metaphorical drink that gives haters their ability to hate, just like Gatorade give athletes the fluids to compete physically. Combined by mixing the words "hater" and "gatorade". Hatorade is metaphorically the color "green" with envy.
2: the act of hating. sometimes called "drinking hateorade"
Hey asshole! Stop drinking that haterade and get your own bitch, you hating bastard!
by ObliQ November 1, 2007
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Laterbase

A database of things you say you're going to do later.
"Hey dude, you coming out tonight"
"Sorry man i can't. My laterbase is pretty full of things I said I would do."
by Don'tAbuseMe October 10, 2009
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Haterade

noun; a fictional beverage, parodying the popular sports drink 'gatorade', purportedly consumed by individuals who are jealous of others, supposidly fueling their ability to be jelous of, or 'hate on', others.
Damn, B, quit hittin' on dat haterade and let a playa' play.
by jewpunk May 13, 2005
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hatercise

The period post-breakup where you absolutely own your standard exercise regime.
Jim: Jesus, I swear Stan has done like, 700 more push-ups than his usual 10.

Matt: Yeah dude, his girlfriend just broke up with him. All he wants to do is hatercise.
by Triangle Fighter March 20, 2011
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heterabsexual

Someone who is only attracted to the opposite sex, except when individuals have amazing abs.

All genders can be heterabsexual.

It is common for heterabsexuality to develop later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further research is required to understand this sexual orientation more fully.
Steve: “Hey man, I thought you liked girls.”

Bill: “I used to only be into girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I realized I was actually heterabsexual.”

Steve: “Right on, dude.”
by ragslah December 1, 2020
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Haterade

A drink consumed by haters that quenches their thirst after a hard day's work of player hating
Person 1: Yo why does he get to drive an Escalade when i have to drive this broke ass car.

Person 2: Damn homie you just opened up a bottle of Haterade...
by GB Sage November 30, 2007
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