heterabsexual

Someone who is only attracted to the opposite sex, except when individuals have amazing abs.

All genders can be heterabsexual.

It is common for heterabsexuality to develop later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further research is required to understand this sexual orientation more fully.
Steve: “Hey man, I thought you liked girls.”

Bill: “I used to only be into girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I realized I was actually heterabsexual.”

Steve: “Right on, dude.”
by ragslah December 01, 2020
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