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The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"
Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned
Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned
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2. A very smart person, ironically prone to intellectual bias.
2. A very smart person, ironically prone to intellectual bias.
Not all economists are hansonian, some acknowledge the limits of their method.
He learned about Bayes's theorem and turned into a total hansonian ass-hole.
He learned about Bayes's theorem and turned into a total hansonian ass-hole.
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A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
Get the Hasson theory mug.The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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