harpos

The greatest fucking place on earth where you get drunk as fuck, and stoned as fuck, and party with Self Infliction and The Underground Gods

We went to fuckin Harpos!!!!!

by Northside Boys October 15, 2003

harpo

phyco freak who thinks he has friends

he thinks the piano chair is hes frined.. but i still love him!

by sahh November 20, 2003

Mount Harpo

The act of having sex with Opray Winfrey and her best friend Gayle at the same time.

OMG! Did you see Dr. Oz and Gayle on the Oprah show yesterday? I totally want to do a Mount Harpo!

by jl3 April 02, 2009

harpo jarvey

unknown, rare object, frequently includes free custom fish pillow

"Craigslist: For sale original HARPO JARVEY with custom fish pillows. I hate to sell it but due to the slow economy I must depart with my beloved Harpo Jarvey"

by Tim is Kitty September 05, 2009

Harpos Pies

When you buy random objects from waitress, like a set of pies, and then never collect on them, or never really anticipate you will get them.

I can't believe Brooks bought 6 "harpos pies" from that waitress; he is never going to get them...

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

Harpos Delivery

Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.

Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

Harpo

Harpo is Oprah Winfrey's production company (for obvious reasons)

Harpo and Langley are production companies. Roseanne, Oprah, Cops.

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020