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Harpos Pies

When you buy random objects from waitress, like a set of pies, and then never collect on them, or never really anticipate you will get them.

I can't believe Brooks bought 6 "harpos pies" from that waitress; he is never going to get them...

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Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.

Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".

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