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Mostly named Hamse Yusuf, Hamse Mohamoud or Hamse Ahmed is an Mali who is simply the best.

He lost his V-Card first in the friendgroup and got some huge bbc. The more funny a Hamse is so more fatter he gets what is called The equivalent theorem of Hamserl's formula. He is a serious Skiller and got them somali moves. Name any sport he will play it like he is the biggest abdi.
Muhammad: Man Hamse is the greatest Guy I've could ever met
Ahmed: Yeah you have seen how Azfar started to bag that Cheerleader after he got close with Hamse
Muhammad: Yeah I just wanna be like him
Ahmed: Same bro
(Moaning Noises of both)
Hamse by Sultan Hussein October 10, 2023
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A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.
Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!
Hamer by All.Things January 8, 2021
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where football is coming.
aye, football's coming hame.
hame by sprayprince May 28, 2021
A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.
Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.
Hamhead by Wodderwick December 25, 2022
A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.
I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.
hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

hambeast 

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.
"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"
hambeast by Siege February 16, 2005
Hameeda is a soft spoken person with a great personality. She’s generous, smart,humble and really beautiful, she trusts easily and she’s a shy person, she’s good in keeping relationships but once she’s over it, she’s done with it.. she’s very emotional and Very reserved.. smiles are always hers.
Humbleness is Hameeda’s quality
hameeda by Ham ida February 6, 2020