Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Atlanta hammock

When your rectum dangles out like a pocket pussy.

Last night I had Chipotle for dinner, and now I have an Atlanta hammock.

by ScottIsHung69 March 9, 2017

havock

1. Nickname for someone that causes a lot of trouble, mischief, loves to fight, looks for fights, or causes someone to want to fight them.

2. something that causes problems and trouble.

3. Someone that loves motorcycles and will ride them no matter the weather he/she will always be on a motorcycle.

4. Someone that causes damage to anything he/she touches, or even gets around.

1. Havock went to the bar last night and caused a lot of trouble.

2. Freds new name is Havock because of the fight he caused last night.

3. Lets cause havock on the msr this mission.

4 Please don't cause any Havock tonight because we don't need to draw any attention.

by The Big Y December 28, 2007

hammock back

When the pattern of a hammock is indented into your back.

I passed out on the hammock for 12 hours and had a bad case of hammock back when I awoke.

by Mitch G. August 15, 2006

Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.

"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."

by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012

virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

by KSLeo June 7, 2020