hammermen

In the late 19th century, a group of blacksmiths known as the "hammermen" were excommunicated from Blackheath. The exact date is not known but it is thought to have occurred in 1871. This coincided with the Act of Parliament of that year declaring the Heath to be an open public space. Strangely, the Act also stipulated that from that day forward trees were only allowed to be planted on the borders of the Heath and not on the plains themselves. Unconfirmed hearsay suggests that the reason for the excommunication, and ultimately the need for the Act itself, related to the "vigorous, persistent and clandestine homosexual encounters upon the Heath by men of industry". However, it has also supposedly been mooted that the excommunication related to the improvement of the social profile of the area sought by various landed gentry. Regardless, in current vernacular, the youth of the area are frequently heard referring to sexually successful homosexuals as "hammermen" (not to be confused with the heterosexual equivalent i.e. a "swordsman").

Vasily: Where are Miguel and Davide tonight?

Vladimir: They went out to Soho again. Man those guys get laid on a daily basis!

Vasily: Aye, they are real hammermen.

by Synonymity123 September 6, 2013

hammersmith academy

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

hammer some bush

1) to engage in heterosexual intercourse

It's Friday night and I want to hammer some bush.

by vanwanker January 9, 2009

hammersteined

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hammertoe

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

by Tingle October 26, 2003

Hammertoe

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009

hammertime

time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer

The sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over

by Dreesey February 10, 2007