hammersmith 

a quite normal place in london that receives an above average amount of stabbings a year, it is in the middle of west london near fulham, white city, shepherd’s bush and ladbroke grove.

person 1: don’t go to hammersmith broadway at 4-5:30pm it’s way too bait
person 2: let’s go fulham broadway instead

hammersmith by wassabiproductions April 19, 2020

Hammersmith 

Over analyzing an explanation
Or idea to the point of exhaustion. To be an expert Hammersmith is to think way beyond what was intended. Doing it naturally. Hammering out a concept until it is smashed to smithereens. You have to keep hammering it home to the Hammersmith.
When you encounter a hammersmith, usually social workers... be frank, don't be too descriptive, and DO NOT use metaphors!

I said that I mean (...) No you hammersmith'd it!
What i said was (...)
Oh, you said (...)
Dude, quit hammersmithing it!!'

Hammersmith by Sonnyboi October 4, 2014

hammersmith academy 

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

hammersmith academy by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

hammersmith academy 

the worst school ever

omg i hate hammersmith academy

hammersmith academy by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

MC Hammersmith 

A British gangsta rapper who is from Hammersmith.
He’s known for his chiseled jawline and raps.

Did you hear mc Hammersmith dropped mic drop Mondays volume 2?

MC Hammersmith by Khan Ye January 9, 2025

Hampersmitt 

The small red pop-up that appears on a Facebook chat window announcing the number of messages.

Dude, the hampersmitt on your chat window says 26. Chill out.

Hampersmitt by fbobsesser January 18, 2011

Hammersmashed 

The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:

A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.

B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.

Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.

Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.

Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.

Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.

Hammersmashed by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009