Haled out

Getting a little too messed up or hurting from a previous day.

Tom - "Hey Mr. Hales- lets go hit up some beers"
Mr Hales - "No dude - I am totally Haled Out from what you put me through last night"
Tom- "You really need to quit getting so Haled Out"

by Tom McKeznei April 9, 2008

Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.

“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"

by AliJazz August 3, 2012

Bob Hale

(Fictional) Helicopter obsessed, eccentric, lovable HHTV reporter who presents potted histories at high speed on Horrible Histories. Also known as the Silver Fox, Bob Hale is portrayed by the actor Laurence Rickard (in heavy prosthetic make-up in series 2, 3 and 4).

"And now over to Bob Hale with the Civil War Report."

by Larryrules November 9, 2012

Haley Reinhart

Sexy, Hot, Cute, and Completely Adorable contestant on Season 10 American Idol. She is one of few Women to be Beautiful and Sexy as Fuck at the same time. She also has the super power to make Gay Guys turn Straight, and to make Straight Girls go Gay. These are called Haleysexuals.

Guy: "That chick Haley Reinhart looked Hot in the Black Fringe Dress last night!"
Girl(Haleysexual):"Haley looks Fucking Hot ALL the time!"

by HaleyReinhart August 25, 2011

haley marie

an amazingly awesome and beautiful girl that goes for guys that can be dicks but when they arent they will treat her right she will never admit how amazing or beautiful she really is

haley marie

by swagg bag tag 55 May 13, 2012

Richard Hale

A all boy school located in England, Hertfordshire, Hertford Town. Another nickname for this school is Dicky Hale. The school is 400 years old and claims to be excellent...which it's not, as half the teachers don't know how to teach. Richard Hale is full of smart lads who act like total melts when they are in a school envoirment. Teachers are bullied by the absolute roasts that are given to them by the students which means they tend to leave in their first year . The school is also extremely poor as it struggles to even supply paper in some departments. Not to mention our attendance is also one of the worst in the county, due to the students sick of being in that bad of a educational envoirment. The headmaster is also doesn't know what he is doing and the senior leadership team is always moody. But overall the school is full of bright lads and banta. But I wouldn't recommend attending the school if you want a good education

Boy 1: I want to go to a school where I can learn
Boy 2: Wouldn't recommend Richard Hale then
Boy 1: Thought that school had 400 years of excellent

Boy 2: well you are wrong it's bad for education good for banta

by Big Ian wolff April 21, 2019

Haleema

A pure, innocent girl who always puts others before herself. Selfless and always kind, even to those she may not be close to. She tries her hardest in everything and shines when she smiles. A wonderful person and beautiful inside out.

Hey she's so nice, is she Haleema?

by 6789998212kmttp August 16, 2017