really long hair 

Having hair that's to the middle of your back or longer, even all the way to the floor!

She had really long hair; it's 38 1/2" long!

really long hair by Starchylde May 23, 2016

Yee yee ass haircut 

Something junior Grimes has

Aka “J grimes” iconic yet questionable hairstyle

Hey that junior grimes sure has a yee yee ass haircut , huh?

Yeah he’s a scruffy lookin ass lowlife that can’t keep a girl

J grimes has a yee yee ass haircut

Yee yee ass haircut by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022

Yee yee ass haircut 

what j grimes has

J Grimes is famous for his yee yee ass haircut

Yee yee ass haircut by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022

Hair Child 

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

Hair Child by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

hobbit hair 

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

hobbit hair by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015

Hair Pouch 

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

Hair Pouch by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

Estonian Haircut 

An adult circumcision.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you circumcised?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I got an Estonian haircut last night!"

Estonian Haircut by Gordon Q. Sillyputty August 16, 2021